I’m gonna be honest, here: I have a thing for lists. I love writing them even more than I love reading them (which is a lot). Newest list for me: Top 5 ways you know I’ve given up on life in general.

5. I use LOL! in an Interwebs post in a non-ironic way. I know that makes me sound like a hipster, but eff you. If I post “OMG guys I just got pregnant and the dad is like so cool LOL” you know I gave up.

4. I stop copyediting my posts. Yeah, I’ll make a few typos here in there (it’s the interwebs, it’s supposed to be forgiving), but if I ever write something like “Your the best friend ever way better then the last friend I had who used to like totaly eat to many potatoe chips and than be sad and kill a unikorn” you know I gave up. 

3. I post some crappy band like Nickelback’s youtube video with a comment like “LOL this vid is the best. Love these guys that lead singer is SOOOOO hot.”

2. I ever agree with anything that Bill O’Reilly says. Also under this list item, I ever SERIOUSLY post something from Fox News. Mocking posts don’t count.

1. I hate on Arrested Development. Two lists, Arrested Development at number 1 of both lists (Hatin’ on AD is my #1 Dealbreaker). This show completes me, so if I ever write something that implies I think poorly of it, you know that my life is pretty much the worst. 

I’m still kind of a betch.